Hated by the Daily Mail

Found a link to this on the NUJ website - a Daily Mail headline generator. Here are 10 random generations:

COULD GAYS IMPREGNATE CLIFF RICHARD?

WILL IMMIGRANTS HURT THE CHURCH?

WILL BRUSSELS STRIP MICHAEL HOWARD OF ALL DIGNITY?

DOES BRIAN PADDICK RUIN THE QUEEN?

COULD CHANNEL 4 TAX THE QUEEN?

WILL THE BBC SCROUNGE OFF THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

WILL ALASTAIR CAMPBELL ROB YOUR DAUGHTERS BLIND?

COULD THE GERMANS INFECT THE POLICE WITH AIDS?

WILL THE E.U. HURT YOUR HOUSE?

DO THE GERMANS RIP OFF THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

I'm studying the Daily Hate for an essay, and these headlines are pretty accurate to the overall tone of this fascist rag.